three/21/2011 WWE Monday Night time RAW Outcomes

By The Reporter /

We open with Good Outdated…..Michael Cole in a fats swimsuit together with his ankle taped and a bottle of barbecue sauce. It took the group a bit to get the thought however they lastly boo the hell out of him. Cole has cotton in his mouth to simulate Ross’ voice points. Humorous stuff.

HHH opens us up correctly. His entrances would possibly take longer than Undertaker’s if that is potential. HHH talks about how that is the largest match of his profession and the way individuals are lastly speaking concerning the match with the indicators like 19-Zero and 18-1. He really says the Streak is greater than any championship. I am sort of stunned to listen to that. HHH needs Undertaker to be right here subsequent week for a staredown. He talks about Taker’s tune and that after the Streak is over, Taker is finished and that at Mania Undertaker will relaxation in peace. Weak promo certainly.

HHH begins to depart however here is…..Ted DiBiase? As in Junior. What the hell does he suppose he is doing right here? He talks about how final yr he was a rising star and now he is simply one other man. What would occur if he took out HHH proper now on reside TV? Nicely no less than he is aware of he means nothing. DiBiase will get in just a few pictures however winds up getting crushed all the way down to the shock of nobody. HHH beats on DiBiase with a chair and I assume that is to indicate how ruthless he’s. Pedigree by the announce desk and DiBiase is useless.

Cena will likely be right here by way of satellite tv for pc tonight. Oh there are a ton of jokes there.

Miz will likely be rewriting “Miz-Tory” tonight. Okay then.

Evan Bourne vs. Sheamus

That is non-title I feel and is occurring as a consequence of Bourne getting that fast win just a few weeks again. Complete Sheamus dominance to start out us off right here however Bourne will get a kick to place Sheamus down. Since virtually the one transfer he has is the Taking pictures Star he tries that and misses. Brogue Kick ends this in 1:24.

Sheamus b. Evan Bourne @ 1:24 – Brogue Kick

Sheamus says he is the brand new US Champion and is superior. Bryan comes out and needs his rematch at Mania. Sheamus kicks him within the head and leaves him laying. Gee keep in mind just a few weeks in the past when so many individuals stated Sheamus bought buried and I stated you had been flawed and it wasn’t a burial? Care to say that you just all ran your mouths now and do not know what you are speaking about? Go forward. Anytime now.

It is Wrestlemania Rewind tonight with Orton vs. Mysterio vs. the invisible and unnamed Kurt Angle apparently.

Again with Orton getting off a bus and having some interviewer asking him how he is doing. Orton talks about being on the bus and liking having his household with him and that he loves watching the video of him punting Nexus again and again. All we actually get out of that is that he has a bus. And I am positive Punk is not going to do something to that bus later. Not a factor.

Maryse vs. Eve Torres

Non title once more as I assume Maryse is heel on Uncooked and face on NXT. She will get slapped down as that is about as riveting as you’d count on it to be. After nothing of notice is occurring, Cole AGAIN interrupts them on the mic and says he has one thing else to announce tonight that’s particular and we have to get this match over with. Standing moonsault to Maryse will get knees however she hits a spinning neckbreaker to finish it at 2:20. Eve goes after Cole and his safety takes her out.

Eve Torres b. Maryse @ 2:20 – Spinning neckbreaker

Again with Corre within the ring because the tag champions are on Uncooked for as soon as. We get a clip from Smackdown of Corre beating the hell out of Kane and Large Present which was nowhere close to as epic as they had been making an attempt to make it out to be.

Justin Gabriel/Heath Slater vs. Santino Marella/Vladimir Kozlov

It is not an excellent signal that I had the non-champions names written in earlier than their music hit as a result of they’re the Uncooked face tag crew. Gabriel vs. Santino to start out and Santino needs the Cobra. He will get his head kicked off as an alternative and it is off to Slater for the chinlock. Off to Kozlov as Barrett will get concerned. Slater will get a reverse DDT and the 450 ends this at 1:47. Complete squash.

Justin Gabriel/Heath Slater b. Santino Marella/Vladimir Kozlov @ 1:47 – 450 to Kozlov

Present and Kane come down for the save publish match. They clear home and go away Corre laying, together with Jackson after a double chokeslam. I am guessing this will likely be at Mania in some way as all 4 faces stand largely tall.

Cena’s interview is up subsequent.

Again and we recap Miz destroying Cena to finish final week and the previous few weeks’ value of exhibits.

Cena says that he is injured and it is due to Miz. Miz is spectacular and deserves to be champion. That is severe Cena right here and it is somewhat brief with one main factor being stated: Rock and Cena in the identical ring subsequent week. They needed to do it eventually, however I’d have waited till Wrestlemania. Give the followers one thing essential to see.

Cole’s announcement is up subsequent.

Again with Cole and Swagger operating across the ring. Swagger goes out in entrance of the announce desk (which has been repaired after HHH broke it) and Cole talks about final week with Brian being right here, which we get a clip of. Apparently Brian Christopher despatched Cole a present: the Lawler Household Picture Album.

We get some photos of Lawler’s father with Cole saying what Lawler’s father is pondering. Naturally they’re all insults. Cole says he went to Memphis this week and discovered that Lawler and Lawler’s father are very comparable: they’re each bullies that again down when somebody places them of their place, like Cole goes to do at Mania. Lawler has Swagger two ft in entrance of him which is why he hasn’t charged the ring but.

Cole calls the Lawler household a bunch of losers and Lawler snaps. He beats up Swagger a bit and goes after Cole however Swagger will get up and beats him down. Cole hides within the field and Swagger shoves Lawler’s face into the field whereas Swagger retains insulting him. Ankle lock goes on as does the AnCole Lock (and no I am not making that title up) which Lawler faucets to. Mad warmth on Cole and Swagger as we go to a break. The construct for this has been superior to say the least.

Mania hype video which is fairly good. Arduous to imagine it is solely 13 days away.

Cole apologizes for no obvious cause in any respect.

That transitions us to speaking about…..Snooki. Rattling it. It is a recap plus all of the media speaking about this match and making an attempt to make use of wrestling lingo whereas sounding like imbeciles.

Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison

Laycool and Vickie are with Dolph and Trish is with Morrison. Ziggler takes him down to start out however Morrison goes all offended. That will get him caught in a neckbreaker for 2 to take him down. Morrison will get going and hits a dropkick. Michelle stops him from diving excessive and Trish fights off Laycool. Trish winds up within the ring and it is E-Mail time. It is now a Four-2 handicap match with Laycool/Vickie/Ziggler vs. Trish/Morrison which begins after the break.

John Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler went to a no contest when Laycool and Trish Stratus interfered

Dolph Ziggler/Laycool/Vickie Guerrero vs. Trish Stratus/John Morrison

Again with the blokes going at it. Off to Trish and Layla who each look nice. Michelle kicks Trish within the again to shift the momentum and convey within the tall blonde. I feel she bought tagged twice however no matter. Knee to Trish’s head as Trish’s pants appear to be falling a bit. Again off to Layla as Trish performs Ricky Morton for awhile. Off to Vickie who misses an ass drop and it is off to the boys once more. The women struggle elsewhere whereas Morrison misses Starship Ache. He will get despatched into the publish and Ziggler provides a Zig Zag. Vickie will get the pin at Four:00 proven.

Laycool/Vickie Guerrero/Dolph Ziggler b. John Morrison/Trish Stratus @ Four:00 proven – Guerrero pinned Morrison after a Zig Zag from Ziggler

Ranking: C. With the women wanting that good on the market it is actually laborious to say this wasn’t good. They’re making an attempt to construct up Snooki because the X issue right here which is what she in all probability ought to do on the finish of the day. Nothing too unhealthy right here however nothing nice, so common appears like an excellent grade for it. The ending was positive and no, Morrison is not being buried.

Sin Cara video. I used to be a bit underwhelmed the primary time I noticed this however the extra I see it the extra I need to see him.

Varied stars and legends speak about HHH vs. Undertaker. The weakest title in there may be in all probability Morrison so that they’re having plenty of large names in there. Guys like Race, Ross, Lawler, Cena, Arn Anderson and Austin speak about it. Shawn says nothing lasts eternally. Arn says it is like profitable 18 Tremendous Bowls in a row. Probably not however we’ll go together with that.

Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton

Mysterio’s entrance is after the break. Again and we see the Orton bus clip from earlier however the audio is tousled. Rey is within the black and yellow for the Steelers coloration scheme. He takes Orton all the way down to his knees however the equally tall from there Orton will get a European uppercut to take Rey down. Orton does an evil look and throws Rey to the ground.

Again in and Orton’s knee drop will get two. Rey fights again and will get the seated senton for 2. Orton might need had an opportunity to dam it if he hadn’t been falling down earlier than the transfer hit. Orton tries the elevated DDT however Rey counters with one thing like a slingshot by Orton’s legs which is likely one of the solely counters that I’ve ever seen that was considerably practical. Orton blocks the 619 and hits the DDT.

Orton preps for the RKO however Punk pops up on the display. He is in entrance of the tour bus from earlier and says he cannot wait to fulfill Orton’s spouse. Orton sprints to the again (we’ll say the match ended there, that means it ended at three:45) and will get jumped by Punk who hits Randy within the knee with a wrench. Punk says Orton will not be punting anybody at Mania. “Now ain’t that a kick in the head.”

Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio went to a no contest at three:45 when Orton left the ring.

HHH and Undertaker will likely be nose to nose subsequent week.

Rock will likely be reside subsequent week.

Alex Riley is within the ring which has a crimson carpet now. Apparently he is been rehired (presumably by Miz) as Vice President of Company Communications. He introduces Miz who apparently was one of the best man at Riley’s marriage ceremony. Miz talks about how individuals used to return from miles round to see Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan carry out and now individuals come to see Miz.

It is his time now and whereas there have been Rock imitators through the years, his impression was one of the best. He has extra charisma than Shawn Michaels, is extra dominant than Andre the Big and is extra clever than Rock and Cena mixed. He says that tonight he rewrites “Miztory” and he takes the mic dice off. He holds it up and turns it the other way up, making an M.

Behind him is a desk with a sheet over it. He and Riley pull it off to disclose the WWE Title with the W flipped the other way up to make an M. That is the brand new title design apparently. He hits the catchphrase and Cena pops up on the display. He factors out that that is sort of lame, which it’s. Cena says that the WWE Universe is aware of he isn’t invincible and that in addition they know you should not make him mad.

Cena has a shock for them. Some individuals in Pittsburgh Penguins shirts pop up and take aside his partitions, revealing that he is actually within the enviornment. He did not lie when he stated he was at dwelling, as a result of his house is right here with the followers, similar to he is been for 9 years. Factors for being inventive there no less than. Miz and Riley beat him down for awhile however Cena fights again. Miz runs and Riley will get caught within the STF just a few occasions. Miz comes again however would not come to the ring. Cena’s music performs us out.

Credit score: Thomas Corridor

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